midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.
naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door
It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf.
what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.
the hook is worthy
the hook is worthy
Peter Pan would disagree.
I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.
so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head
instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it.
OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING
IS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINT
AND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVEL
AND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR
THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME
|Augustus Waters:||"May I see you again?"|
|Hazel Grace:||"Patience, grasshopper. You don't want to seem overeager."|
|Augustus Waters:||"Right, that's why I said tomorrow. I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow. I'm serious."|
|Hazel Grace:||"You don't even know me. How about I call you when I finish this?"|
|Augustus Waters:||"But you don't even have my phone number."|
|Hazel Grace:||"I strongly suspect you wrote it in this book."|
|Augustus Waters:||"And you say we don't know each other."|
I FORGIVE YOU FOR HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL.
YOU SHOULD BE THANKING HIM FOR HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
HE IS SUCH A CHARISMATIC HUMANITARIAN
She looks so stuck up and snooty in the fifth gif and then he just gives that response like it’s no problem.
Reason why I love Zac Efron #430985678492
love zac so fucking much, woah dude
AND THIS HASNT HAPPENED YET????? THINK OF THE REVENUE A FILM LIKE THIS WOULD BRING LET ME FIND OUT LORD
the olympics are like a group of kids who go over to someone’s house every two years to play and they do really fun and cool things and then this year they’re at the house of that one kid who seems really cool but then they get there and it’s really sloppy and the kid doesn’t know how to behave properly and everyone else is just awkwardly standing around and shuffling their feet
hetalia fandom do the thing
i’m glad plants can’t talk because when you’d water them they’d make gross drinking noises and be like “mmmm MMMMMmmmm MMMMMM” and it’d be SO UNCOMFORTABLE
and then when you stepped on grass it’d be like “oi what the fuck m8”
is ur grass australian
When they realized women were using their sacks to make clothes for their children, flour mills started using flowered fabric for their sacks. The label was designed to wash out.
1939 Kansas Wheat…
holy fuck that’s the cutest marketing scheme i’ve ever heard of
'buy our flour it's going to make the nicest bread and the sweetest dress!’
yes thank you ok sold